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Bloated Hippo Magazine presents: BHM Mundane Friends adult long sleeve tee featuring Bloated Hippo, Stout Bear and Scrawny Horse celebrating  their extraordinary lack of ambition : "born to be mild". Do you work hard and reach for the stars? If yes, then please don't wear this. 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton jersey with fashion cut from American Apparel.

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*The Bloated Hippo icon is a one-of-a-kind design trademarked by Bloated Hippo Magazine. 

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Adult Short
Sleeve Tee ($25)
Adult Long Sleeve Tee ($30)
Children's Short
Sleeve Tee ($25)
Hippo: born to be mild

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Bear: in my [comfort] zone

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Horse: ask me if I care

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Hippo: ennui and me, perfect together

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Bear: average is just ok

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Horse: I am way undercompensating

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Hippo: mundane in the membrane

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Bear: American meh-ceptionalism

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Horse: livin’ la vida con moderación


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HIPPO STATES . GAY PRIDE . BIG HIPPO . HIPPO MUGS
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